A trip to the turd farm

Our man at the AFT in D.C. goes to Horowitz's "first-ever" conference on academic freedom.

THRILL! as he learns of how teachers' unions and Al Jazeera are working together to indoctrinate the collegiate youth of the United States!

MARVEL! at how a disturbing lack of evidence morphs into "the obvious"!

GASP! as he discovers that institutions of higher education are nothing more than state-sanctioned havens for child molesters and Castro sympathizers!

Let's hear it for our man taking one for the team, and let's hope he had access to some powerful disinfectant soaps after a day like that.