Note to self

When a hotel maintains that they have "free wifi," what they mean is that they've made a weak to non-existent signal available which will provide your computer with the illusion of internetiness with actually allowing it to suckle at the teat of the information tubes.

In other words, last night you missed out on my Williamsburg inspired 10,000 word discourse on new advances in the maintenance of historical simulacrum. Poor you.