Complete and utter idiots

digby heps us to this abomination of public discourse, Applebee's America, whose promotional website has this quiz to help you solidify your political tendencies.

Based on responses which were more often than not questions of personal taste and corporate conditioning (what if I don't want a fucking soft drink? what if I'd rather go do something that doesn't involve either fossil fuels or a bizarre homoeroticism? and c'mon, Coors or Bud?), I've been identified by this brain trust as a member of the Red "Tribe."

Seriously.

It's fucking brilliant.