Choices

Am I to understand that tomorrow I get to choose between cheering for France or Switzerland? No underdog to support? No plucky, civil-war torn Third World nation to cheer on? No home team or ethnic tie to which I may cling? No regional style on which to hang my hat?

I have to choose between the capitalists' capitalists or... the French?

Oh, I'm rooting on South Korea in the early game and Croatia for the nooner (or more appropriately, I'm rooting against Brazil).