Might as well Jump! (off the tallest building available)
1984 was my first ever favorite album, back when I was ten years old, and "Jump" was the single that completely hooked me. I'm not too proud to admit that I shelled out the ducats to go see Diamond Dave at the county fair last year, and was thrilled to hear his band play that song. And yeah, it still rocked (as most Roth-era Van Halen does).
But this is a travesty. And kinda funny.