Half better?

Well, I thought I'd turned a corner yesterday, and I even ventured out into the big scary world for maybe an hour or so, but when I woke up today, it looks like I took a Great Leap Backward. I suppose I should take some comfort in the fact that my head is only half-filled with snot (judging from the way it sloshes back and forth when I roll from side-to-side).

I swear, I'll stop whining about how sick I am, but I'm never this sick, and I guess I just want the world to share in my misery.