Where is Hunter S. Thompson when we need him?

Because I'm dying to know what he'd think about this World Net Daily tidbit from his old stomping grounds:

God will get a home in the ritzy and elite Roaring Fork Valley which includes the resort locale of Aspen after a board of local officials decided that federal law did not allow them to simply ban a church construction project on land the congregation owns.

Given the whole omnipotent thing, I wasn't really aware God needed zoning board approval to build a home. Of course, given the whole omnipresent thing, I wasn't really aware that God needed "a home."

So, given that this is Aspen, will this be a vacation home?