Scheduling their way into electoral irrelevance

The New Hampshire primary has been for far too long a far too big influence on presidential politics. If they want to have their primary in early December, I say let 'em. They can vote, the rest of us can go on opening our prezzies, drinking ourselves stupid on New Year's Eve, and forget about what a handful of white "presidential wine tasters" thought of the candidates.

And don't think I'm not looking in your direction, Iowa.