Making lemonade from melted polar icecaps (updated)

Oh John Stossel! Will we ever grow tired of your nonsensical logical leaps and your industrious production of high-calorie, low-nutrition "facts?" Hell no!

But, you know, I guess you can't deny that the globe has warmed. Climate changes. It's warmed a little. The issue is, is it a bad thing? It may be a good thing. And is it a catastrophe, where we have to wreck the lives of poor people and turn our freedom over to Al Gore and he'll tell us what we can drive and whether we can air-condition our house? And even if he does that, it's not going to make any difference. So there are seven issues, and the only one where there's clear truth is that, yes, the globe has warmed and probably will keep warming. And, most likely, man is playing a part. But to then say, "Al Gore is right," what does that mean? What are we going to do?

What a smarmy, selfish, intellectually dishonest prick.

[updated 2/26/07 at 7:04 PM]: for ash...