What's in a headline?

The Horn of Africa desk in the State Department has emphatically not been coordinating its media talking points. The headlines from four English-language dailies describing the fall of Mogadishu:

• The Independent: "Ethiopian-led forces seize Mogadishu."
• NYT: "Somalia Forces Retake Capital From Islamists."
• WaPo: "Ethiopians Help Seize Somali Capital."
• The Guardian: "Return of warlords as Somali capital is captured."

Uh, whozthuwhanow?