This is your brain on crack. Any questions?

Ho. Lee. Shit:

One of a rare breed. Rick Santorum is straight, blunt, ethical, brave. Out there in the battle against militant Islam and wrestling with an out of control, nuclear armed Islamic Republic of Iran, his courage to take a firm stand has left him vulnerable in his upcoming Senatorial race.

He is a thorn in the eye of the far left and has been targeted by George Soros and his Shadow-party-usurp-American sovereignty machine. He’s facing an uphill race for re-election in 2006 against Democrat Bob Casey Jr and frankly I don't know how Santorum battles a guy who doesn't show up. Casey hides - thats his strategy. That and the Democratic smear machine.

Does Pamela bother to get news from anywhere other than the right-wing wurlitzer? The man is still hawking the myths that the military has turned up WMDs in Iraq and that the president is actually doing a decent job leading the fight against islamonaziwhatever. And the Democratic smear machine? Takes one to know one. I'll let y'all make the joke about the Santorum smear... ew.

Listen, Pamela. Rick Santorum is facing an uphill re-election battle because he is a corrupt loon and a religious wingnut. He certainly wants to get his war on - which I can tell revs your motor - but that, along with all of his other repugnant views, places his firmly outside of what most people in Pennsylvania seem to want in a U.S. senator.