Talkin' trash to the garbage around me.

21 August, 2006

Piling on

Apparently K-Fed has already been savaged by the maurading mobs that are the internets, but I had to get a lick in after reading this:
“Don’t hate because I’m a superstar! And I’m married to a superstar! Nothin’ come between us no matter who you are!” he declared, as dancers pop-locked as his side.
That's painful to read, much less hear. And we don't hate K-Fed. We just think he's a no-talent sideshow freak.
Elliot Wilson, editor in chief of XXL magazine, hadn’t seen Federline’s TV debut. Still, he called it a “YouTube disaster” — something to be laughed off in hip-hop circles.

“I just think we ignore him,” Wilson told The Associated Press on Monday. “He’s a joke, basically. ... I just don’t think he gets it. He doesn’t get that he’s Britney’s man and it’s hard to take him seriously.”
See? And in a textbook case of cocaine-induced euphoria, we have this record-industry flack:
Hall said that despite the barbs K-Fed is getting, he still has a shot at success.

“All you can do, is really just keep on plugging,” Hall said. “He’s definitely going to have a teenage female fan base. So, you know, make songs that cater to them. Keep it clubby, keep it hoppy, keep it happy.”
Please don't keep on plugging.