How does this change your criminal profile?

Crap or no crap? Osama ♥s Whitney Houston:

According to Bin Laden’s former sex slave Kola Boof the Saudi native is obsessed with the crack addicts [sic] work.

Is there anything in this sentence that is not over the top? Kola Boof?!? Bin Laden is seriously into Houston's œuvre?!? You have got to be fucking kidding me!

"He would say how beautiful she is, what a nice smile she has, how truly Islamic she is but is just brainwashed by American culture and by her husband - Bobby Brown, whom Osama talked about having killed, as if it were normal to have women's husbands killed."

She added: "He explained to me that to possess Whitney, he would be willing to break his colour rule and make her one of his wives."

If this is for real - c'mon... Kola Boof?!? - it's an intriguing look into the mind of the guy who actually has attacked the U.S. Just as John Hinkley Jr. tried to impress Jodie Foster, Osama's bad boy behavior is simply a desperate attempt to gain Whitney's notice and approval. It all makes sense now.