For Pattyjoe

Because I'm killing time in Seattle while the wee wobs takes a nap...

Rules on Touching the House Guitar

1. The house guitar is always in tune, in a Thurston Moore, Lee Renaldo kinda way.
2. Despite what the number of tuning pegs may suggest, it is a five-string guitar.
3. I know it should be strung with nylon strings. I don't care.
4. You'll have to shake a pick out of the F-hole just like everyone else.
5. Absolutely no "Stairway to Heaven"!