NCAA

Wow. Gators versus Bruins, huh? Well, my loyalties in this one are going to be determined by attrition. It comes down to, "Who do I hate more?" I've always loathed UCLA, and being a Duck doubles the intensity of those feelings. But Florida - my deep and bitter hatred of Florida goes back decades. I was raised an SEC fan in general, and a Vol in particular, and no self-respecting Tennessee fan can ever, ever cheer for the Gators. So by default, go Bruins.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to rinse the vomit taste out of my mouth.