Misadventures in e-mail

I've had my fair share of annoying e-mail exchanges with students, but nothing like this:

9:39 a.m.

yo,

i want to take yr literary jornalism class but i'm not on campus tues. would it be alrite if i came on thurs? cuz last qtr my comp teacher let me do this and said i wuz a great writer. i read all the time and would be an assett to yr class on thurs and woundnt talk to much cuz i wouldn't be there any tues. u wont regret it.

12:01 p.m.

Dear Jimmy (?),

You really do seem like a great writer. Who was your instructor last quarter?

Best,

Scott

Oh, but it gets better. And if you've ever rolled your eyes after reading another student e-mail from phukmyphace@whatever.com, this is for you.