Running for president as performance art

While some of our friends at the Bellman might be smitten by Bill Richardson on the strength of one of his video ads (and a clever ad it is), Richardson's got nothing on Mike Gravel, who is either waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay deeper than you or I could ever possibly comprehend or utterly and completely batshit insane.

Either way, he'd most certainly make a better president than the White House's current occupant.