Battle of the 13th Avenue Literature Peddlers

In the red corner, offering passers-by the "world's funniest joke books," assisted by his able assistants, Rubber Chicken and Rubber Cow, the current reigning street vendor, the Hippie Hawker, Frog!

And in the blue corner, direct from passing out flowers at the airport, sporting funny shaved heads and odd, mendicant clothing, the Righteous Ragamuffins for Rama, the Hare Krishnas!

Who'll win this Battle Royale pitting hand-written, photo-copied humor against rambling religious treatises? Stay tuned!