One powerful odor

Now I'm not saying my farts don't stink, but they've never caused a plane to make an emergency landing:

An American Airlines flight was forced to make an emergency landing Monday morning after a passenger lit a match to disguise the scent of flatulence, authorities said.

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The FBI questioned a passenger who admitted she struck the matches in an attempt to conceal a "body odor," Lowrance said. She had an unspecified medical condition, authorities said.

"It's humorous in a way but you feel sorry for the individual, as well," she said. "It's unusual that someone would go to those measures to cover it up."

The preferred cover-up method being, of course, scented candles.

Yeah, things are slow at the noodle when I have to stoop to fart jokes in order to provide some content.