Menage à Screech

Let's try a little thought experiment here. Remember Screech?

Imagine this image in this context:

Everyone who remembers Diamond as a lovable putz is in for a shock once they see a 40-minute video in which he engages in a kinky three-way with two women, sources tell us.

We can't get too graphic here, but word is that the action includes some bodily functions and an act known as a "Dirty Sanchez."

May it haunt you as it's haunted me. And to top it all off:

The sex vid's working title is "Saved by the Smell."

Now it's just a matter of sitting back and counting the hits from people Googling "three-way" and "Dirty Sanchez." Pervs.