Why am I not surprised

Yeah, we're in the midst of a the summer news doldrums, hence this crap:

Britney Spears, expecting baby No. 2, says she and husband Kevin Federline didn't plan the pregnancy. ''It just kind of happened,'' the 24-year-old singer reveals in an interview in the latest issue of People magazine, on newsstands Friday.

To paraphrase someone far wittier than I, family planning is a misnomer - any two idiots can make a baby. It takes planning not to procreate.