In terribly shocking news...

Admit it. We all knew this was coming sooner or later:

Child welfare officials and a sheriff’s deputy visited the home of Britney Spears but declined to say Tuesday whether they were investigating the pop princess.

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In February, DCFS visited Spears’ home after publication of photographs showing the 24-year-old singer driving with then 4-month-old Sean Preston in her lap, rather than in a car seat as required by law.

Spears later apologized, saying she did it because of a “horrifying, frightful encounter with the paparazzi.”

Yeah, it seems I've had it in for Britney lately, but after that wretched pro-life monument, I don't feel too bad about it.