I. Hate. The. Dentist.

If I didn't have to sit in that stupid chair for an hour having my mouth prodded with sharp implements, all the while having a nice stream of drool running out the corner of my mouth, I'd like my dentist and hygienist a lot more. Don't get me wrong, they're both very nice people. But they belong to the dental profession, a profession whose whole raison d'etre is to inflict pain, all under the guise of "a healthy smile."

It bears repeating: I. Hate. The. Dentist.