"Fine" art

From the artistic genius who brought us Birthin' Britney comes the latest in celebrity shit - literally: introducing a bronze rendition of (blameless) Suri Cruise's (alleged daughter of douchebag #1 Tom Cruise and impressionable youth Katie Holmes) first solid poo.

"It's partially a statement on modern media that 'celebrity poop' has more entertainment value than health, famine or other critical issues facing society and governments today," the Capla crew said in a statement, "and also the absurdity of the media coverage on Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' new baby, Suri Cruise, which has reached stellar proportions, eclipsing far more notable events with more substance."

Riiiiiiiight. Despite these high-minded pronunciations, I still say it's shit.

Perhaps, for art's sake, I should have ms. wobs save l'il wobs first-poo-in-the-toilet?